likealannister:

A warning to the people: This is war.

fwips:

“just helped a little old lady cross the street”

“just played catch with an orphan”

“just saved a cat from a burning building”

“the cat didn’t make it but I smiled and it came back to life”

“then I helped clean up the debris from the burning building”

themetalgentleman:

iwantcupcakes:

Just remember now:

The Avengers has now earned $1.18 billion dollars globally in roughly 24 days (17 days in the US).
Every time you watch The Avengers in the cinemas, you’re adding to Robert Downey Jr.’s paycheck (since he’s rumored to be getting between 5-7% of the film’s box-office profits; it’s unknown whether he’s also getting a cut of the DVD/Blu-ray profits later on).
So in that sense, you are Robert Downey Jr.’s employer.
In a way, shouldn’t I be able to schedule an “employer evaluation” meeting with Mr. Downey?
I’ve seen this film an embarrassing amount of times now.


I like your logic. So RDJ is my boss now.
Does he have an office so we can have desk-sex?

themetalgentleman:

iwantcupcakes:

Just remember now:

The Avengers has now earned $1.18 billion dollars globally in roughly 24 days (17 days in the US).

Every time you watch The Avengers in the cinemas, you’re adding to Robert Downey Jr.’s paycheck (since he’s rumored to be getting between 5-7% of the film’s box-office profits; it’s unknown whether he’s also getting a cut of the DVD/Blu-ray profits later on).

So in that sense, you are Robert Downey Jr.’s employer.

In a way, shouldn’t I be able to schedule an “employer evaluation” meeting with Mr. Downey?

I’ve seen this film an embarrassing amount of times now.

I like your logic. So RDJ is my boss now.

Does he have an office so we can have desk-sex?

aka stupid men with their stupid faces ruining my stupid life

fizzsup:

A little more Thorki Fluff.
To want Love isn’t a weakness.

fizzsup:

A little more Thorki Fluff.

To want Love isn’t a weakness.

inallyourfantasies:

morelenmir:

thecoffeefrog:

virtualdon:

encores:

Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers

… This is the greatest thing. The greatest.

I think of this whenever I watch the movie.

Steve honey, just sit in this chair and don’t move. Don’t even scratch your nose.

I love that he has basically every single condition ever.